Tainted Virility

 

 

 

 

Hey, men – when was the last time you felt virile when you told someone you were two inches?  I’m guessing never … but now you CAN!

A recent study shows that if your taint is at least two inches, you’re totally rockin’ the whole masculinity thing.  Less than that and, well, women won’t want to make babies with you. 

You doubt me?  Thought so!  Here’s an excerpt from an article published by Time Magazine about this stunning development – please click the link below to read the entire report:

 

Guys Are Right: Size Matters, When It Comes to Fertility

It turns out it's not penis size that's significant, but the length as measured from the anus to underneath the scrotum, known as anogenital distance, or AGD, according to research published this month in the journal Environmental Health Perspectives.

AGD is associated with semen volume and sperm count, according to study author Shanna Swan, a reproductive epidemiologist and professor in obstetrics and gynecology at the University of Rochester.

The median AGD length is about 2 inches; men with a shorter measurement stand a seven-times greater risk of having fertility problems as opposed to men with a longer AGD. They are more likely to be sub-fertile, which generally indicates a sperm count of less than 20 million per milliliter.  Men with sperm counts in this range are only half as likely to succeed in getting a partner pregnant as men with more typical sperm counts in the range of 50 to 60 million sperm per milliliter.

 

So how does your taint “measure up”, so to speak?  Can you either prove or disprove the findings from this study?  Post a comment and let us know!