Ladies, would you ever think of using your favorite sex toy as a weapon? More to the point, would you ever consider using it to attack a police officer?
OK, I didn’t really think so, but I just hadda ask anyway. Apparently, however, someone did get the bright idea to go on the attack with her joy toy. Here’s a snippet from a recent news article, but please click the link below to read the entire story from The New York Daily News:
Woman accused of attacking cop with sex toy claims it was self defense
An Illinois woman who was busted for threatening a cop with a sex toy is claiming self defense, saying the officer spooked her by walking into her bedroom.
Carolee Bildsten, 56, was arrested when police said she attacked an officer with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" in her apartment last November after he escorted her home while she was drunk.
The officer had found Bildsten lying in the grass near a crab shack in Gurnee, Ill., and confronted her after responding to a report that she had run out on her tab, according to police.
The officer drove Bildsten home because she said she had left her wallet there, police said.
When they arrived at her pad, the woozy Bildsten said she was getting cash out of her dresser, but then she came at the cop with the sex toy. He managed to knock the toy away before cuffing her, according to the report.
After reading this entire story, I honestly don’t know whether to feel sorry for the woman or the police officer.
So, the question up for discussion is: Have you ever used your toy in a way that its manufacturer did not intend?
If so, please post a comment below and don’t skimp on all of the dirty details …
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